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  • humaneflies

    Shaving, brushing my hair, ironing my shirt, and polishing my dress shoes before hopping up onto a spit and slowly roasting over an open flame.

  • humaneflies

    I'd like to be clear about this. I don't enjoy being roasted. I'm screaming my head off as I am rotisseried. But hell, somebodys gotta do it.

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